6 definitions by sonofavgvst
the for equivalent with in the community.
male 1:"I know how I feel & I really feel like I have feelings... for you!"
male 2:"girl, please!"
male 3:"OMG, Richard just got girlzoned by that homo he's been lusting over, girl!"
male 2:"girl, please!"
male 3:"OMG, Richard just got girlzoned by that homo he's been lusting over, girl!"
by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019
an emugator is a person who decides its his/her best interest to take over the path and/or direction of yr life and aggressively does everything they can to keep you from finding out. usual efforts include gossip, phone hi-jacking, alienation, etc...
girl, if yr not careful that emugator is gonna take over yr life and not even know how to play video games correctly.
by sonofavgvst June 28, 2019
A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.
male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019
A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.
male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019
hanna: omfg. i cant believe we survived that whole fiasco and apoca-dipped!
friend: on a scale of 1 to 9 i'd say it were at least 6 units of bananary!
friend: on a scale of 1 to 9 i'd say it were at least 6 units of bananary!
by sonofavgvst May 23, 2019
the act of exploiting the hormones of a eagar and naive homosexual in order to humiliate and control climate of situation. often used in synchronicity with trolling. origins come from resource extraction of crude oil where you pump a salty liquid into the earth forcing out any black gold.
friend: "this dude is all horny and out of his mind and willing to degrade himself for the sake of mankind, sounds like a good time for fag fracking. call Tina, she loves to watch.
by sonofavgvst May 23, 2019