A strangely pale popstar who insists on wearing bright red lipstick and maintaining platinum blonde hair to make her look even paler. Was once the singer in a band called No Doubt in which she demonstrated far more musical talent than in her new soloist songs. "If I was a Rich Girl" probably reflects what she was thinking when she was stuck with her bandmates who could probably make tons more on their own than her. Catchy songs though. <3
Let's go use four interesting silent foreign people as props like Gwen Stefani.
Kind of like an Emo kid who never really grew out of it.
Person: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Hipster: "I prefer to say I hipst. Excuse me, I'm late for a jam session at my parents house with my old high school buddies. We're gonna record our Indie rock covers on our old school tape machine. Oh yeah, and get this - after, we're gonna get high. It's awesome."