acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.
Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
by snappy2 April 28, 2008
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schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
by snappy2 April 01, 2008
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spitzerized

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.
by snappy2 March 15, 2008
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wantitis

The affliction of always wanting to spend money on something else.
That spoiled brat has wantitis.
by snappy2 July 02, 2008
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