snappy2's definitions

chihuahua

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.

check out those tight white jeans...nice chihuahua.
that cute little chihuahua needs to be petted.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

wantitis

The affliction of always wanting to spend money on something else.

That spoiled brat has wantitis.

by snappy2 July 1, 2008

palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.

Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.

by snappy2 October 27, 2008