snappy2's definitions

wantitis

The affliction of always wanting to spend money on something else.

That spoiled brat has wantitis.

by snappy2 July 1, 2008

schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

foxing

political and media term derived from the strategy of unfair and unbalanced media reporting solely for the purpose of killing any candidate that does not agree with the big business mantra. Derivation orignally from FOX network. While it is the global big business interest pulling the strings, terms such as "gay marriage," "illegal aliens," "tax and spend liberal" and "abortion" are used as buzz words in foxing a candidate, while big business uses the buzz word "conservative" to conceal it's real identity.

the talking heads have been foxing Obama all month.

by snappy2 March 30, 2008

naderize

bringing a third candidate into a political race who has a less than a zero chance of winning, but for delusional reasons of "principal" this candidate joins the race and the result is the delusional candidate filters enough "statement" votes from the frontrunner to give the expected runner-up the victory.

Our best shot at winning this election is to Naderize a kook into joining the race to take votes away from our opponent.

by snappy2 February 26, 2008

chihuahua

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.

check out those tight white jeans...nice chihuahua.
that cute little chihuahua needs to be petted.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

by snappy2 April 28, 2008

spitzerized

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008