7 definitions by smallfry

What you type in when;
you are either new to UD and cant think of anything funny to type in

to show how bored you are at work.
Boss: what did you just type?
Employee: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Boss: why? Am I that boring?
by smallfry January 30, 2014
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i form of greeting that is informal
"hi to you too"
hi2u2 steve
by smallfry April 6, 2003
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A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.
"Last night Jake gave me a rosey telford and now it hurts to shit."
by smallfry May 11, 2015
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An adjective describing anything of extreme poor taste; something that makes one spew.
That goulash is the most spewtinous concoction I have ever tasted
by smallfry January 12, 2005
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The Form of love that takes place between two males. Usually occurs online in "cyber" sex.
OMG dave, secks me more
Allright Alf, if you want Mansecks you get it.
by smallfry April 6, 2003
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