Dude 1: "Whoa, what's with the junker GMC?" Dude 2: "It's my skanky ex wife's stupid useless vehicle. All she ever does is yap about her garage man's companion." Dude 1: "That sucks, man. I thought GMC meant Gotta Mechanic Coming."Dude 2: "That's what my slutbag ex wife said in our bedroom fucking that pindick mechanic!"
From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.
Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".
A negative description of a female, either because of her looks or her sleazy way with guys (and girls). Connotation of some disease ridden female that having sex with would cause a guy's dick to fall off.
I wasn't going to bang your sister after Keith banged her, she is such a skankella.