4 definitions by skinnyalienboy

The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.
Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.
by skinnyalienboy January 26, 2020
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Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.
"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!
by skinnyalienboy July 7, 2018
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When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.
"I'm back. Just made some none toast."
by skinnyalienboy February 2, 2020
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