sj0r's definitions

kiddies

1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects

1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by sj0r June 13, 2003

Norway

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?

by sj0r December 9, 2003

pinner

A penis that is very skinny. May be long or short. It is the opposite of a chode.

After swimming I always have a pinner

by sj0r April 27, 2003

Drag

The clothes a person (usually a gay man) wears that implies he/she is of the opposite sex.

They'd better hurry up and find a cure for AIDS, I'm running out of drag.

by sj0r December 10, 2003

sj0r

What the hell?! That was unexpected! Go Norway!

sj0r rules! Norway is better than Finland!

by sj0r January 20, 2005

reject

Someone who was told to get the fuck away from their 'friends' (or so they thought), and go and suddenly try to hang with other people who they think will accept them. This means that they considered this other group people to 'fall back on' if stuff fails with their not-friends. Huge insult if a reject comes crawling to you. Normally rejects get really depressed'-n-stuff' after being rejected twice.

That reject keeps following us around everywhere! Someone tell that wanabe to piss off!

by sj0r April 30, 2003

stupidhead

someone who has no fucking clue about anything.

You are a stupidhead.

by sj0r April 27, 2003