sj0r's definitions

ams

the awesome way to say the word are, or am.

Yuo ams teh winnar!!

by sj0r April 27, 2003

Uruguayan

adj., you are gay

Someone's Uruguayan!

by sj0r April 28, 2003

j0r

A meaningless word that is randomly yelled at any time to show
a) agression
b) short-term celebration

I killed 20 people with one shot on some first-person-sooting game. I jumped out of my seat and yelled "j0r!!"

by sj0r April 27, 2003

Telstra

Telstra is so... grrrrr. (See grrrrr)

Don't get Telstra

by sj0r April 28, 2003

sleep

A brief state of nothingness, where the mind is allowed to run free, and the body is nearly unimportant.

Sleep is for the weak.

by sj0r January 3, 2004

hit

to speak to someone one likes in order to gain some form of sexual arousal

Man, he is so hitting on her.

by sj0r April 27, 2003

Norway

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?

by sj0r December 9, 2003