8 definitions by sir_boqueefious

taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .
gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff
tezza:what dya mean pal
gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that
by sir_boqueefious October 12, 2018
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Violent vomiting from thy vagina
when we had intercourse that nasty bitch boqueefioused on my dick
by sir_boqueefious September 16, 2018
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Toppa: This is also used by highly intellectuals they typically hold there index finger upwards as a way of showing how gangsta they’re . Toppa meaning the best of or the best . They’re are usually absolute machines and don’t hesitate to slap the local lollypop lady with a naan bread
Lewis: How’s yah sex life going pal
Jake: Scranned this lasses minge it was toppa!
Lewis: Toppa that like!
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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Scran: This is a word only used by the highest of the intellectual these are normally alpha males wearing gym king or kings will dream tracksuits . They also rip radiators of old people’s homes as a way of marking there territory. This means to eat or eat out a female .
Terry: Ew lenn pal how’s life

Lenn: Class mate just scranned that lasses minge she boqueefioused the dirty slag
Terry: Eyey fucking toppa
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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chocolate gelato: this is when a homosapien eats an excessive amount of indian/mexican leading to an very nasty outcome of slopiness and sloppy excretion
Steven: Damn!
John: What bro
Stephen: That nasty bitch sharted it was chocolate gelato
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious
Damn i wolverined that bitch she boqueefioused”
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy
“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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