16 definitions by sipukka

Amberwilly

A name given to a student, crusty like person who regularly watches pornography or befrequents 'left-handed' websites, whilst eating wotsits, resulting in an orange or amber penis.

"Have you heard from Dave lately?"
"No Tom, he's become a right Amberwilly since moving out of his mum's place ".

by sipukka December 24, 2022

wog roast

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.

"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"

by sipukka January 28, 2022

3 piece wog box

A 3 piece chicken meal from a fast food outlet with a side of rice and peas, with watermelon juice, normally purchased by a black man

"Yo leroy, wot yo eatin blud?"
"I is havin the 3 piece wog box winston innit"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka November 1, 2015

coonwad

A wad of money, held by a black man, usually acquired by drug dealing or mugging.

"Yo Stretch, check out Leroy's coonwad. Got to be a couple of Gs innit"

by sipukka August 16, 2022

wog shop

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.

Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?

by sipukka February 7, 2022

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 22, 2021