Definitions by sinead
Mozart boobs
In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.
Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!
Mozart boobs by Sinead April 22, 2005
Pisster Sister
When there is more than one sister, whoever is the pissest is the Pisster Sister, and the less pisster must therefore look after the Pisster Sister.
Sister 1: I'm SOOO wrecked!
Sister 2: Not as wrecked as me!
Sister 1: I SOOO am!
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay?
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay!
Sister 2: So, you're the pisster sister?
Sister 1: I'm th...(falls down, unconscious).
Sister 2: Yeah, ye'are (Sister 1 then proceeds to carry Sister 1 home).
Sister 2: Not as wrecked as me!
Sister 1: I SOOO am!
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay?
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay!
Sister 2: So, you're the pisster sister?
Sister 1: I'm th...(falls down, unconscious).
Sister 2: Yeah, ye'are (Sister 1 then proceeds to carry Sister 1 home).
Pisster Sister by Sinead April 22, 2005
Smoof
Tom is a smoof