simon's definitions

kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.

Omai wa kami wa usagi des!

by Simon April 3, 2005

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

by Simon May 7, 2004

Poopacious

Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties

by Simon October 15, 2004

Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 26, 2005

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005