simon's definitions

good times

A quote used to convey that great things have happened/will happen/are happening.

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"

by Simon March 20, 2005

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003