Definitions by sideshow bob

desklifter 

An atractive lady teacher, who on bending over to pick up some chalk, can cause thirty desks to lift simutainiously.

My biology teacher. Corrrr!

desklifter by sideshow bob May 14, 2004

hot lunch 

the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch

hot lunch by sideshow bob May 13, 2004

barney gumble 

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

barney gumble by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003