7 definitions by shootermkgav1n

insta-stink

the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.

While Jake was sleeping, Bogart violated his face with insta-stink. =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 20, 2010

lagasauras rex

when you have the shittiest internet connection ever, like as tho in third world countries

God damn lagasauras rex's, you and dem Ethiopians stealing my servers!!!

by shootermkgav1n January 20, 2010

rhude's feeling

this feeling can be related to a simple act of beating the meat. towards the end and you are about to ejaculate, there you will be overwhelmed by the feeling of an orgasm.

Stephen: OMG last night was so amazing, you touched me in places I've never known existed, the way you gave me a rim job i couldn't keep back rhude's feeling.

Mazon: dude thats fucked up man =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010

donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.

dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz

by shootermkgav1n January 20, 2010

rhude's move

a sex position in which a girl is lying on her back waiting for her partner. the guy then picks up the girls legs and sets them on his shoulders and leans forward to the woman's ass is in the air. the next part is easy, go to town on that ass and enjoy rhude's feeling!

boy #1: WOW i never would have expected rhude's move to be so enjoyable. its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

boy #2: well wait til you try doops' move.... wait.. what?

by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010

cop a feel friday

every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..

Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.

Geno: oh ok

by shootermkgav1n April 14, 2010

Doop's move

a sex position in which the male puts his leg on the wall, or ahigher position, and continues to ram his partner. preferably in doggy position, this will increase intensity in performance

Sawyer: Ya dude i pulled the Doop's move on Joz last night, and she said that my dick is so much more bigger, thicker, and veinier than brian's.

Jared: lolz

by shootermkgav1n February 8, 2010