16 definitions by shmouse
| 1. | switzerland | ||
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v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one. Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?
Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
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May 21, 2005
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| 2. | Cuba Libre | ||
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Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.) Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.
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May 19, 2005
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| 3. | bastardization | ||
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The act of changing a word to suit your own needs. I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!
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May 22, 2005
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| 4. | cocktail flu | ||
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The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day. I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!
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Jun 4, 2005
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| 5. | factoid | ||
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a not-entirely-true or documentable "fact" that can be used alone or used to embellish a story;
see Anneism During the Anneism spouted by Gertrude, the factoids were flying fast and furious.
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May 19, 2005
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| 6. | napoleonism | ||
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Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War. Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
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May 24, 2005
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| 7. | donchaknow | ||
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word conglomeration of Don't You Know.
Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious. Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.
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May 23, 2005
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