12 definitions by shitastic
by shitastic December 26, 2005
A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.
If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.
If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
by shitastic April 30, 2005
A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.
If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.
If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
by shitastic April 29, 2005
male:hey there seksy sugar!
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
by shitastic October 11, 2004
1. unable to function
2. shattered into pieces
3. unauthorized entrance
4. a word that has become a cliche in music
2. shattered into pieces
3. unauthorized entrance
4. a word that has become a cliche in music
1. viagra, a cure for the broken
2. Emoboy: my life is broken!! (after chipping his nail)
3. poll:would you rather have your house broken into than watch another nick & jessica prime time special?!
results: getting broken into wins hands down
4.a:can you help me find the song with the word broken, it sounds pretty good?
b:uh...which of the 9.9x10^99999999 songs are u talking about
<a closer look at mxtabs.net/google reveals the severe contamination of broken in songs/lyrics>
2. Emoboy: my life is broken!! (after chipping his nail)
3. poll:would you rather have your house broken into than watch another nick & jessica prime time special?!
results: getting broken into wins hands down
4.a:can you help me find the song with the word broken, it sounds pretty good?
b:uh...which of the 9.9x10^99999999 songs are u talking about
<a closer look at mxtabs.net/google reveals the severe contamination of broken in songs/lyrics>
by shitastic May 28, 2005
Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.
Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?
Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.
Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.
Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
by shitastic May 5, 2010
A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india
Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)
Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)
Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters
The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)
When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her
The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again
China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely
Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac
Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures
The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)
When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her
The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again
China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely
Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac
Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures
The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
by shitastic January 24, 2005