11 definitions by shinsyotta

Pfaff

To waste time or procrastinate. Used primarily when you’re trying to go somewhere and you’re waiting for someone else who is dithering about.

Alternative spelling: “faff”

Stop pfaffing around. We’re trying to go out.

by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

Pflumff

Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.

Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?

by shinsyotta December 24, 2020

Web-o-vision

1. Watching the Youtubes or the Netflixes on the television.
2. Tom Green’s nickname for his groundbreaking show that he streamed from his basement,

Gonna put on the web-o-vision and chill.

by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

Scribblydobble

The red balloon thing that lizards expand and contract on their neck as part of a mating signal (I guess).

That lizard has a bright red scribblydobble. How impressive.

by shinsyotta December 24, 2020

Shoobriness

The warm feeling you experience when sitting in a seat that somebody else just sat in.

Thanks for letting me sit. It’s so cold. I’m just going to enjoy the shoobriness for a few moments.

by shinsyotta March 15, 2019

Anti-facer

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

by shinsyotta May 30, 2021

Schnozzwanger

Nose

Blow your schnozzwanger.
Blow your schnozz.

by shinsyotta December 24, 2020