2 definitions by shan onyx

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick
Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!
by shan onyx January 18, 2022
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Similar to "Bye Felicia" except intended for white boys needing to be abruptly dismissed without explanation and often times, without cause; most effectively used when "white-girl-wasted" and most comically used when said white boy has already introduced himself and his name is NOT Travis
White girl: drinking what's up?
White boy: nothin - just chillin'... I'm Doug and this is Kevin. (Gesturing to friend)
White girl: uh-huh (rolling eyes)
Kevin: well I would offer you a drink but you look like you've probably had enough....
White girl: Bye Travis. (Walk away)
by shan onyx February 19, 2020
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