Definitions by sean wilkinson

dingleberry grove 

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.

You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

dingleberry grove by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003

soy 

Noun - Short form of "soy sauce", a savory condiment that can be enjoyed as a seasoning on practically every kind of food, except, perhaps, for cold cereal and birthday cake.

This rice is much too bland. Pass me my trusty Kikkoman soy bottle, please.

soy by Sean Wilkinson April 1, 2003

brock 

VERB - A taunting action that involves flexing one's arms downwards and forwards until the knuckles just barely touch, craning one's neck forward, and grimacing menacingly, tongue slightly protruding from the mouth, while yelling "BLAAAAA!"
It originates from the intimidating pose struck frequently by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar.

"Let's go down to McDonalds, stand outside the play area, and brock the kids crawling out of the giant tube."

"I did the brock in the middle of the dance floor, and everybody cheered."

"I love brocking people for no reason at all."

brock by Sean Wilkinson March 14, 2003

Jig of Death 

The side-to-side, arm-pumping warm-up move performed and made famous by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar prior to his matches. It is similar to the light-footed "Ali Shuffle", and somewhat resembles an Irish "jig" dance, but is performed with gravity and intensity, in a foreboding, intimidating manner. Sometimes used as a taunt.

After knocking down the jerk who tried to feel up my girlfriend, I stood over him and did the Jig of Death, and he scrambled to his feet and fled to his car.

Jig of Death by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

tilde 

A very positive general exclamation. Derived from the tilde (~) character on a computer keyboard. In Internet culture, the appearance of tildes have come to connote strong reactions of happiness or approval. It stems from young computer users in highly excited states having a tendency to miss the exclamation point (!) key while typing, resulting in tildes becoming mixed with exclamation points in their writings.

"What's for supper, Mom?"
"Sloppy joes, Billy...and apple pie for dessert."
"Tilde."

"Ohmigawd, La Parka tilde tilde just ran in on the Triple H/Scott Steiner match! Tilde!"

tilde by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

Dead or Alive

The greatest videogame series ever, culminating in "DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball".

Despite the fact that she could kill me with a single German suplex, I want to marry Tina from Dead or Alive.

Dead or Alive by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

Bleeder

(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.

"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"

Bleeder by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003