sean wilkinson's definitions

tremend

A synonym of "tremendous" (great, spectacular, outstanding, etc.), used in particular by fans of charismatic 1980s-era professional wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and the Ultimate Warrior. It is often used in a comically hyperbolic manner, reflecting the larger-than-life personas and exploits of samesaid wrestlers.

"When the Hulkster lifted that stinky, wart-infested 8'5", 1400 lb. Andre the Giant over his head and slammed him through the floor of the Silverdome in front of 340,000,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs...well, brother, it was tremend."

by Sean Wilkinson November 18, 2002

Bleeder

(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.

"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.

Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

Jig of Death

The side-to-side, arm-pumping warm-up move performed and made famous by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar prior to his matches. It is similar to the light-footed "Ali Shuffle", and somewhat resembles an Irish "jig" dance, but is performed with gravity and intensity, in a foreboding, intimidating manner. Sometimes used as a taunt.

After knocking down the jerk who tried to feel up my girlfriend, I stood over him and did the Jig of Death, and he scrambled to his feet and fled to his car.

by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

tilde

A very positive general exclamation. Derived from the tilde (~) character on a computer keyboard. In Internet culture, the appearance of tildes have come to connote strong reactions of happiness or approval. It stems from young computer users in highly excited states having a tendency to miss the exclamation point (!) key while typing, resulting in tildes becoming mixed with exclamation points in their writings.

"What's for supper, Mom?"
"Sloppy joes, Billy...and apple pie for dessert."
"Tilde."

"Ohmigawd, La Parka tilde tilde just ran in on the Triple H/Scott Steiner match! Tilde!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

Dead or Alive

The greatest videogame series ever, culminating in "DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball".

Despite the fact that she could kill me with a single German suplex, I want to marry Tina from Dead or Alive.

by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003