scut monkey's definitions

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

klondike bar

a tavern for eskimo lesbians

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

fucktard

(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Dauchsundau

(n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.

"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."

by scut monkey August 10, 2009

Martian Luther King

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

by scut monkey August 12, 2009

Jesus

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

by scut monkey August 9, 2009

drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009