scut monkey's definitions
Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the klondike barmug. (n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
Get the saxaphone penismug. 1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the dumpkinmug. Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the Sperm Count Draculamug. Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the Phantom uh da Oprahmug. by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009
Get the Snoogie Bugmug. Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.
by scut monkey August 12, 2009
Get the Martian Luther Kingmug.