Definitions by scut monkey

Martian Luther King 

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

Martian Luther King by scut monkey August 12, 2009

saxaphone penis 

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

saxaphone penis by scut monkey August 11, 2009

fucktard 

(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

fucktard by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Bored of the Rings 

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

Bored of the Rings by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Dauchsundau 

(n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.

"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."

Dauchsundau by scut monkey August 10, 2009

Jesus 

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

Jesus by scut monkey August 9, 2009

Snoogie Bug 

A Vagina, including all related anatomic structures such as the clitoris, pubic hair and labia.

John came so much that Jane was picking crusties off of her Snoogie Bug for a month.

Snoogie Bug by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009