scut monkey's definitions

Jesus

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

by scut monkey August 9, 2009

Martian Luther King

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

by scut monkey August 12, 2009

drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Dauchsundau

(n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.

"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."

by scut monkey August 10, 2009

fucktard

(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

aight

(n.) the number following seben in Ebonic mathmatics

Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009