Snoogie Bug

A Vagina, including all related anatomic structures such as the clitoris, pubic hair and labia.

John came so much that Jane was picking crusties off of her Snoogie Bug for a month.

by Scut Monkey August 08, 2009

drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

Martian Luther King

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

by scut monkey August 12, 2009

Jesus

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

by scut monkey August 09, 2009

dumpkin

1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.

2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".

Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

klondike bar

a tavern for eskimo lesbians

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

fucktard

(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

by scut monkey August 11, 2009