11 definitions by scratchy2868

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 May 30, 2015

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 9, 2015

Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

ReCocked

Version of shampoo effect.

I woke up this morning and started getting ReCocked.

by scratchy2868 July 30, 2018

Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 11, 2015

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 6, 2022

Texy

Used to describe Someone who is really good at texting.

Holy shit I was texting with Sandy yesterday….she is freaking texy!

by scratchy2868 October 27, 2022