scottdastalker's definitions

strathaven

best place ever, everyone wants to live there because it's so nice and all the best people on the world live there :)!

euan - "aren't ya glad to live in strathaven"
bobbie - "yeah, it's so nice and all the cool people live here like us :)!

by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

bazinga backfire

if someone says bazinga and another person does whatever caused the first person to say bazinga better than they did.

adam - "i just snogged that way hot girl over there...bazinga!"
sam - "yeah, but i just tounged all her mates...bazinga backfire!"

by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

mad mackay

a mad, fat, musical man who smells terrible, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son (including girls and people his own age), never remembers names including his own, has the word mackay somewhere in his name and is mentally retarded.

Girl: sits down in a classroom
Mad MacKay: ''You can't sit there, son!!!'
Girl: thinks to herself 'what a mad mackay!!!'

by scottdastalker January 15, 2011

fucktard

absolute retard, like a retarded retard basically.

teacher - "how do you spell cheese?"
ross - "B.U.M.S.M.E.L.L."
teacher - "don't be such a fucktard..."

by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

bazinga

when someone does something good, this is what they say.

adam - "oh yes, i just snogged that hot girl over there...bazinga!"

by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

old greenberg

a pervy man who glares at everyone that he dislikes which would include everyone. he wears the same shirt every day and eats off the floor. old greenberg is glued to a small silver whistle and pervs at everyone with his micropig that he owns.

charlie - ''see ronni, what do you think of him?''
ross - ''bit of an old greenberg tbh.''

by scottdastalker October 22, 2011