10 definitions by scott anderson

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.
by scott anderson January 7, 2004
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A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.
Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.
by scott anderson December 30, 2004
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A cross between chicken and pork. usually unidentifiable as to whether pork or chicken is the dominant meat in a particular piece of chork.
Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.
by scott anderson December 30, 2004
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Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut
by scott anderson January 7, 2004
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Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.
by scott anderson January 7, 2004
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When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.
by scott anderson June 4, 2019
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