Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

Adam, the heavyweight, was in an attribiquix when his pants fell off into an elavator shaft as he entered a baby shower.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.