2 definitions by schogirl

when you slam your full erection into a girl's upper lip.
Kait has a bruise on her upper lip... it's pretty obvious that brian got her with a mushroom ram.
by schogirl January 17, 2010
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When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
by schogirl January 12, 2010
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