2 definitions by scallum

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

magi wank

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.

whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight

by scallum November 23, 2006