2 definitions by scallum

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.
whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight
by scallum November 23, 2006
A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.
mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"
by scallum December 03, 2005

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