14 definitions by samuek

popularity

the process of tellin ones lies to hide the fact that u dun like ppl so that everyone will like you

hey marcia i just lied to tammy to try and make my popularity go up.

by samuek November 22, 2004

Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

by samuek June 4, 2013

school

a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

fucking school sucks balls

by samuek November 21, 2004

Thumb-pany

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.

Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?

by samuek August 11, 2010

mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.

would u like to buy mandoms maam

by samuek January 29, 2005

school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

by samuek January 27, 2005

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 21, 2004