samuek's definitions

What up

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.

"Hey man...uh....what up

by Samuek August 19, 2008

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

T&A

Stupid Brand Of Clothing worn by the preppiest of the preps , worn by almost everyone now..it accentuates ur ass and if ur ass isnt perfect u look like a fat pig.

oh no everyone's wearin T&A i have to get me a pair now.. they only cost 100$ a piece but i have to be kool!

by samuek November 22, 2004

Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

by Samuek June 4, 2013

Vertentive

Something That You think is really cool , but you dont want to personally have.

Don Cherry's voice is very vertentive

by samuek November 22, 2004

school

a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

fucking school sucks balls

by samuek November 20, 2004