samhain_knight's definitions

fruit boots

1. Gay mans auxillary mode of transportation
2. Weight loss device for yuppies

Pepe gained an extra 2 mph on his fruit boots by shaving off all his body hair and wearing extremely tight pink biking shorts!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Exhaust Burn

The darkening or searing around the rim of your poop chute caused by the expulsion of molten feces and methane gases. This can result in a Harvest Moon and or a Rusty Sheriff's Badge

That chicken head at the club had way too much exhaust burn for me to be tossin her salad!

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Big Breasted Belly Thrasher

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick

Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....

by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004

samhain

Meaning "Summer's End" One of the Celtic sabbaths practiced on November 1st to celebrate the Celtic New Year.

On Samhain the boundries between our world and the Otherworld are at there weakest.

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005