Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

taint

1. In Pro Figure Skating, it's the preffered area for placement of the male skating partner's hand when lifting his female partner above his head.

2. The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.

Have you ever had your taint stimulated by a woman? It comes highly recommended!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

samhain

Meaning "Summer's End" One of the Celtic sabbaths practiced on November 1st to celebrate the Celtic New Year.

On Samhain the boundries between our world and the Otherworld are at there weakest.

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

arkansas waterfall

1. A hip and fashionalbe hairstlye sported by folks indegionous to the American south or anyone who watches NASCAR for that matter.

2. See mullet, Norco Neckwarmer.

Man I need to get my AW permed!

by Samhain_Knight May 04, 2005

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005