sam's definitions

cunty

the condition of feeling horny

I'm feeling cunty...do me.

by Sam December 17, 2003

ting

cocaine
the white line is the ting

have you got the ting !

by sam June 23, 2004

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam August 8, 2005

Bass

The lowest male singing voice. In opera and musicals, they play buffoons, kings, priests, fathers, the Devil, and other miscellaneous parts. Male counterpart to the contralto, although much more common.

Whoa, now that's low! I like the bass! So majestic, so elegant... but it sounds kinda spooky.

by Sam October 29, 2004

Nit

a small niple looking pimple on a male genital (nipple/tit)

Jerrys so sick,i saw his dick and it has a NIT on it.

nicholas n samuel

by sam December 23, 2004