sam's definitions

Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

by Sam December 8, 2004

kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 4, 2004

beef

the last pull on a splif or cigarette.

save me some on that
ok but it is beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam June 23, 2004

Canadia

slang for canada
"canadia" insults actual canadians.

Canadian: Bitches! dont you be callin' Canada "Canadia!"

by sam January 1, 2005

Hottness

A combination of sexy and cute looks, combined with a great sense of humour and most often accompanied by the ability to play the guitar.

Quinn Allman... nuf said.

by sam January 7, 2004

grape

To put grapes in ones nostrils while they are sleeping. green or red. take your pick.

"dude, we totally graped kevin last night man."

by sam February 25, 2005

rasmus

Aka.Hairy s*****y. She is a big fat slut who cant keep her skirt out of her knickers for one second when she walks.Is a liar who cant stick up for herself and has played the little miss inocent card for waaaaay too long!

Pettyness in basketball then lying about the facts

by sam June 19, 2004