sam's definitions

Pac Sun

store for people who arent quite man enough to walk through those scary hot topic doors, but still want studded belts and shirts that have funny monkeys on them, or something of that gist. apperantly its a "surf and skate" store. 99% of customers dont surf or skate. its true. just another corporation trying to appeal to kids by saying theyre not "corporate"

pac sun blows almost as hard as hot topic.

malls suck! make your own clothes!

by sam May 13, 2005

Nicktoons TV

A special Digital Cable/Satalite channel. It is a spinoff of the channel Nickelodeon and only shows nicktoons. It is also home to many great canncled shows that used to be on nick.

Rock's Modern Life is on Nicktoons TV.

by Sam September 25, 2003

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

bezatine

Chain to be worn around neck

"Is that a 30 inch bezatine?"

by Sam May 13, 2005

Rayne

The best OTP. Ever.

"What's your favorite Firefly pairing?"
"Jayne/River!"
"Oh, Rayne!"

by Sam August 28, 2008

porq

The word "pork" with the letter q substituted for the letter k.

He erased the letter k and added a q; the word now read "porq."

by sam March 10, 2004