sam's definitions

jiz

Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.

"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"

by Sam November 17, 2003

pizza

having a cheezy face. youngsters go through this stage in life when they start to get hair and their balls start to drop.

yo man, did you see josh this morning ? his face looks like a pizza !!

by sam November 18, 2003

uncool

not havin the respect for ones game room on said night. not following the rules of the game room.

yo man, i had rocky over last night, not only was the bitch bigger than him, but using my room for nasty ass ho's !!! man, that was uncool !!

by sam November 18, 2003

oleary

horny, the type that bangs there own mom, cant stop jerkin

he couldnt stop jerking the weasel so we called him oleary

by sam November 18, 2003

hamtaro

1.the best hamster in the world, or the cute little orange ham-ham.2.an animi t.v programme for all ages.

ticky-ticky kush-kush

by sam November 19, 2003

california

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

by Sam November 20, 2003

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003