sally's definitions

man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

marvelarvelous

what alex shepherd says when he wants to win an argument. and he does.

'fine'
'fine'
'great'
'great'
'MARVELARVELOUS'
alex wins.

by sally September 16, 2003

Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 15, 2003

Crispin

a saucy white girl from texas

Crispin is one hot momma.

by sally April 4, 2005

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

diogo

diogo has the biggest dick ever...u wish u were fucking him

its 10 inches long...fuck me diogo

by sally April 20, 2005

409

An all purpose household cleaner that removes even your toughest stains.

Some of these people should clean out their mouths with a little 409.

by sally June 20, 2004