saggy sammy's definitions

shine

-noun
A black person, used disparagingly.
(Origin: early 20th century, from shoeshine, for the fact they often shine shoes for richer white folks.) See also jigaboo, jig, porchmonkey, nigger.

"I can't believe I let those freaking shines sell me that sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

mud stuffer

-noun
A homosexual male. Also mudstuffer.
See also fudge packer.

"Alex and Charles are a couple of faggoty mud stuffers!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

niche

1. Slang for genetalia, usually used in reference to the male penis or balls or all three in combination.

2. Also, a nipple or breast

3. Anus

4. Chiefly British, one's navel (bellybutton)

"Dude, Ryan's got a huge niche!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

haole

-noun (pronounced "howlie")
Used by native Hawaiians to refer to white folks. Means "round-eye".

"Hey haole!"

by saggy sammy August 3, 2008

butt slam

-verb
To screw someone else in the anus, either by force or because they like it. Usually used in reference to two homosexual males screwing. Also buttslam.

"Charlie just butt slammed Richard!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008