3 definitions by saculbaby

mattdogbfc

A dwarf with immense sexual superpowers. Has the ability to shoot cum a cross the country and impregnate any women within a 5 mile radius. Truly a magnificent sexy beast

I sure did all the mattdogbfc moves on that hoe

by saculbaby May 27, 2020

Bryan Unwin

A person who dislikes black and white films but is a big fan of Noir

Keith over there is a proper Bryan Unwin, he said it’s a wonderful life was shit

by saculbaby May 17, 2021

active augustin

Can u make me one please just say used to get bagged every day but now he get bagged for no reason, simps for Melly, Bamford and Jim from fnd and he support the 2 best teams in sports

bloody hell you’re a real active augustin

by saculbaby May 29, 2020