by MTVCribs March 1, 2017
Jerking off while taking a shit
by Trinagoblin January 16, 2016
An amazing sexy person with a rack for days. Love having a shoulder to lean on. Is a shoulder to lean on. Too sweet for words, you can have her like a sister but u shouldny because you'd kidnapp her
by vakdhjj May 10, 2014
Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.
by Battery00 January 6, 2012
by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016
Colin is known for committing mass genocide. He has committed hundreds of war crimes and violated thousands of people’s basic human rights. Colin has hundreds of slaves he calls “unpaid workers” and he has killed thousands of orphans in an industrial meat grinder, which he calls the “Child Chopper”. Colin is wanted for crimes against humanity in 107 countries. If you see him, call your local authorities.
Person 1: “Have you heard about that guy Colin?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I can’t believe a person would actually do those kinds of things.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I can’t believe a person would actually do those kinds of things.”
by Okaythisisebic May 15, 2019
Colin, loves like no other laughs like no other . The best type of love anyone could ask for. Protective and once he's made his mind up he's all in and nothings stopping him. Has a voice that can makes me melt. blue eyes i fall asleep to a smile that i run to when i feel alone. Has a way of making you feel like you dont have to worry because as long as your with him everything will be okay. Makes me feel alive. A blessing from God a Guardian angel . Colin's really good with his hands after all he's a drummer. Follows his dreams and never dreams small. loves being called baby cakes and is very needy for affection from his lover, has his flaws which can only make you love him more. Has his morals and doesnt settle for less. Gets along great with everyone and all my single friends are jealous . he beautiful he's perfect. Dont ever let go of a colin if you have a colin like this one.
by babygirl21 March 23, 2011