663 definitions by ryan
by ryan March 24, 2004
by ryan March 22, 2005
The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by ryan August 14, 2004
by ryan December 20, 2003
you get what you pay for, wikipedia is free.
by ryan July 24, 2006
"KRUNK PUNCH" A (secret)special Blend of mixed alcohol, Along with certian natural citrus additives. Most notably for getting one drunk very quick without realizing it untill it hits you.
by ryan March 6, 2003