The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.
That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.
A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.
The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.
It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.
I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.
When your dog licks your asshole while you're screwing your girlfriend.
I walked in on my roommate Joe, and that sick fuck was getting a Redneck rimjob.
FUCKING LYING UGLY HE-BITCH.
Johnny was sure surprised when he found out the girl he brought home from the bar was a F.L.U.H.B.-ER.
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