30 definitions by russell

Saboteur could save himself some imbarrisment if he just didn't connect to the net.
by russell March 14, 2005
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to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)
Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.
by russell July 11, 2004
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The only person alive who can do the Kikko punch. Amazing.
"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"
SHOW ME!
SHOW YOU!
Kikkomaaaaan!
All Right!
by russell December 12, 2003
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"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"
SHOW ME
SHOW YOU
Kikkoman!!!!!!!
by russell December 12, 2003
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Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.
by russell September 8, 2003
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1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
by russell July 11, 2004
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