11 definitions by russ bus
What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
by russ bus November 7, 2007
A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.
by russ bus March 13, 2008
1.) A small, hidden area of a haunted house that is used, by the management, primarily for the purpose of getting wasted during the haunt. This area, or "room" may also be used to facilitate any activity that needs to be "hidden from the customers or the owner of said haunt.
2.) A code phrase to signal a managers meeting at a pre-designated place at a haunt "ie fuckin boo as described above" to partake in mass consumption of mind altering substances mainly, but not limited to, beer, weed, cigs, pills, or liquor.
You see, myself and a few other loyal halloween freaks, have been in the haunted house business for about 13 years now. We design, construct, decorate and run the thing every year in October. Its a ritual. We scare the crap out of people for fun. And what do you think makes it more fun? Beinig wasted of course! Plus being wasted makes US that much crazier at the same time. The problem is that the owner of the haunt we run does not condone the ways of the Jedi, ie getting wasted. So a few years back we had some left over space after construction and decided to make our own little hideout from the powers that be. Someplace we could do our thing and not fear the wrath of the darkside. Somehow the term "fuckin boo" came to be as a signal that we were meting in that room to slam a few beers and smoke a few joints. You see we all have waklie talkies, including the boss, so when you hear "fuckin boo" over the airwaves you know to meet there. Soon the room itself became became fuckin bo and so it was and shall always be until the end of days.
2.) A code phrase to signal a managers meeting at a pre-designated place at a haunt "ie fuckin boo as described above" to partake in mass consumption of mind altering substances mainly, but not limited to, beer, weed, cigs, pills, or liquor.
You see, myself and a few other loyal halloween freaks, have been in the haunted house business for about 13 years now. We design, construct, decorate and run the thing every year in October. Its a ritual. We scare the crap out of people for fun. And what do you think makes it more fun? Beinig wasted of course! Plus being wasted makes US that much crazier at the same time. The problem is that the owner of the haunt we run does not condone the ways of the Jedi, ie getting wasted. So a few years back we had some left over space after construction and decided to make our own little hideout from the powers that be. Someplace we could do our thing and not fear the wrath of the darkside. Somehow the term "fuckin boo" came to be as a signal that we were meting in that room to slam a few beers and smoke a few joints. You see we all have waklie talkies, including the boss, so when you hear "fuckin boo" over the airwaves you know to meet there. Soon the room itself became became fuckin bo and so it was and shall always be until the end of days.
<crazy clown fucker pops out of a curtain swinging a bat at invisible children>
<haunted house customer pisses pants an starts crying>
{from the radio in clown's pocket} fuckin boo homie!
Clown: Hellz yeah
<clown goes and gets crazy burnt up lookin dude>
Clown: Hey Blake! Fuckin Boo!
Blake: Yeah! Lets do this
<crazy clown and burnt dude procede do the hidden room in the back and get fubar.
<haunted house customer pisses pants an starts crying>
{from the radio in clown's pocket} fuckin boo homie!
Clown: Hellz yeah
<clown goes and gets crazy burnt up lookin dude>
Clown: Hey Blake! Fuckin Boo!
Blake: Yeah! Lets do this
<crazy clown and burnt dude procede do the hidden room in the back and get fubar.
by russ bus September 22, 2007
What you say to someone who is whining like a little bitch about things that no one cares about but them.
Or when someone is whining about something that isnt that bad.
Or when someone is whining about something that isnt that bad.
Guy 1: Man, I lost 10 bucks on the blackjack table.
Guy 2: Dont Cry for me Argentina, I'm down 2,000 bucks! Let me call you a Wambulance.
Guy 2: Dont Cry for me Argentina, I'm down 2,000 bucks! Let me call you a Wambulance.
by russ bus November 19, 2007