Mete

A big motherfucker that has the golden hair of karius and will knock you the fuck out if you try to match his vibe.

"That guy mete is scary as hell"

- Sure is, wouldn't want to mess with him

by miri10 August 6, 2020

The Mete

If you break up with a girl and give her a nice handshake at the end.

1: Was the Break Up difficult ?
2: Nah i've done the Mete

by magicm14 September 4, 2019

Mete

The most prominent feature of his character is leadership. He likes to control people and determine the course of events. But he's not selfish. He just wants to organize events. He's quite successful in this regard. He can be a good manager. He knows where to behave. People around him trust him too. He wants to be the leader in his private life as well as his business life. When he's with his family or group of friends, he decides all the events and things to do. Nobody's opposing him. People around him are happy with his ideas. The characteristics he's looking for in the opposite gender is "tolerance and compassion". He's a very good lover and cares about his Partner. He loves with passion and never lies in his Sex life.

Wow look at him. That's Mete!

by TheGreatWarrior December 3, 2019

mete

Something done very well, accostiated with tank and greatness.

That guy is mete

by jordan metaz July 30, 2009

Mete

The greatest, thiccest, almightiest of them all. Pronounce his name and you will be graced with the great fortune through thiccness. His thiccness is so great that it generates an overwhelming gravitational attraction which will ultimately slowly crush you within those two behemoth arse cheeks. Legend has it that this is the true way to heaven; only one who is crushed between Mete's thicc cheeks can access true divinity. It is mankind's ultimate goal to reach this divinely state; to worship Mete is to take a step towards the great attraction of true thiccness.

Most simply refer to him as God.

All hail Mete!
Mete is sooooooooooooooo thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.

by BurningBaguette2000 September 25, 2021

Mete

Someone with good intuition and who is effortlessly beautiful.

That hot guitarist is mete.

by Fangirlxoxo March 13, 2018

Mete

Mete is one of the most creative and talented people you will ever meet!! His mind is brilliant and his heart is warm. He is smart, kind, funny, and such a cutie. In addition, he is a great friend and is always genuine.

Mete knows sarcasm like it’s his native language and is a goofy choiky boi.

Oh you want someone to get a choiky beer and some tacos with? Call Mete!

by Memequeenyeehaw November 24, 2021