4 definitions by rottingbrains

nutjob

(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.

I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

womansplaining

Not to be confused with a feminine version mansplaining. What middle aged (often homophobic) women do to their kids.

“My mom told me that people are gay because they’re confused or following a trend.”
“No way- tell her to stop womansplaining.”

by rottingbrains April 14, 2021

refocifreudophobia

(noun) The extreme or irrational fear that Sigmund Freud will come back to life and view your google docs, presumably in preparation to psychoanalyze you.

I just wrote a story with some really weird breastfeeding symbolism...Man, I’m getting refocifreudophobia just thinking about it.

by rottingbrains April 11, 2021

wackjob

(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.

She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021