6 definitions by rossfish
An apolitical non-sectarian sanctuary where Hymen is offensive, but Urine is hilarious. A quiet place of rest, respite, and refuge; a smoky, ceiling-fanned haven of joviality and jocularity far removed from the hectic pace and daily drudge of life. A He-Man Woman Haters Club where wrinkled old lawyers and other professionals can drink overpriced maple-flavored bourbon, smoke expensive cigars, watch hockey games, brag (or complain) about their new hips, trade stories and golf clubs, Buck Up, turn 50 cents into a dollar, and have their income redistributed (efg). Also colloquially known as “The C” or “Bogie’s Place.” Members may be referred to as “Men of The C.”
“I’m going to The Conservatory, don’t wait up.”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”
by rossfish February 4, 2020
(KYOO-nix) (verb) The act of smoking a cigar especially badly, or in an embarrassing, unsuccessful, or amateurish way. To continue smoking a cigar while the outside wrapper is unfurling, unrolling, or otherwise significantly deteriorating. May also connote smoking straight through a cigar's decorative paper ring. May be used as a noun.
Less commonly, to be a generous friend and great golfer.
Less commonly, to be a generous friend and great golfer.
“He just lit the wrong end! What a cunix move.”
“What a mess; he'd totally cunixed that Decade by the third hole.”
“What a mess; he'd totally cunixed that Decade by the third hole.”
by rossfish February 1, 2020
(noun or verb) Term used for someone with a Midas Touch, e.g. to be able "to make 50 cents a dollar." See also "Goobie."
"He won the lottery on his very first ticket? What a dean!" "He was dealt another winning hand, he's really deaning us." 'We totally got deaned."
by rossfish January 29, 2020
(Verb) To bring an old or worn article of clothing along on a trip with the specific intention of not bringing it back home. That is, instead of throwing it out, you’ll pack it in your suitcase, wear it one final time, then discard it, lightening your load on the return trip. Also "todding." Todd is a slightly less-common variation of T-Bud.
Kitty's dress was getting a bit frayed, so she planned to todd them on her vacation to Florida. She was todding that outfit in Sarasota.
by rossfish January 15, 2020
To bring an old or worn article of clothing along on a trip with the specific intention of not bringing it back home. That is, instead of throwing it out, you’ll pack it in your suitcase, wear it one final time, then discard it, lightening your load on the return trip.
by rossfish January 14, 2020
“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.
Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”
Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”
Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”
by rossfish June 9, 2022