rogerthewhale's definitions

Penema

An enema performed in a sexual way by pissing in an asshole.

Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Basic

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.

John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."

by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014

Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

Fuck

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!

by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010

Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011