rogerthewhale's definitions

One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.

John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.

by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010

Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.

I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.

by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011

Love is blind

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013

Youboob

The rare sighting of nudity in youtube videos.

Dude! I watched a documentary on Queen and one scene had a couple seconds of youboobs!!!

by rogerthewhale September 28, 2012

Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).

1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.

by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011

Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.

I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010