rogerthewhale's definitions

Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).

1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.

by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011

Youboob

The rare sighting of nudity in youtube videos.

Dude! I watched a documentary on Queen and one scene had a couple seconds of youboobs!!!

by rogerthewhale September 28, 2012

Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010

Lower angelina

A vagina that has been fucked so much that it becomes swollen and looks like Angelina Joile's lips.

That chick that I did last night obviously had sex earlier that day. She had a lower angelina.

by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010