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Niggerphiliac

One who fucks dead black guys.
Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?

John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
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Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.
1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011
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Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
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Basic

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.
John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014
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New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
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Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.
OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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