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Booty

Where peoples' shit comes from. But for some reason, it's still sexy as hell.
Damn! Look at that booty on her.

Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.

Still would bang it!
by rogerthewhale September 15, 2013
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Fuck

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011
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Internet Condom

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.
John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
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Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.
I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.
by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
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Niggerphiliac

One who fucks dead black guys.
Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?

John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
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Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).
1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.
by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011
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Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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