rogerthewhale's definitions
The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
Get the Misfiremug. OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.
Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
Get the Snowgasmmug. The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
Get the New Year's Daymug. Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
Get the Tattoo Hoardingmug. A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.
Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011
Get the Media Mind Syndromemug. When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.
by rogerthewhale May 2, 2013
Get the Adrenaline Bonermug. Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.
by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013
Get the Penemamug.