rogerthewhale's definitions

Basic

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.

John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."

by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014

Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

Penema

An enema performed in a sexual way by pissing in an asshole.

Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Adrenaline Boner

A boner that pops during a rush of adrenaline, in a completely non-sexual way.

When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.

by rogerthewhale May 2, 2013

Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013

Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010