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The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
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Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014
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Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
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1) To jiz/make a romance explosion
Noun
1) A load/romance goo
2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
1) To jiz/make a romance explosion
Noun
1) A load/romance goo
2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013
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