rogerthewhale's definitions
Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
Get the Niggerphiliacmug. 1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.
2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011
Get the Exasperbatedmug. The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
Get the Misfiremug. John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014
Get the Basicmug. The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
Get the New Year's Daymug. Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
Get the Tattoo Hoardingmug. OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.
Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
Get the Snowgasmmug.