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Pornographic Thespian

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.
by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010
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Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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GED

The high school diploma equivilent for mexicans.
I got my diploma, but my friend Juan got his GED.
by rogerthewhale December 19, 2010
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Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.
I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.
by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
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Teacher With Benefits

Every high school boys' fantasy. A teacher that will have sex with him.
Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!

Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.

Jake: You tapped that?!?

Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
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Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
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