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1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.
2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.
by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010
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by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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1) To jiz/make a romance explosion
Noun
1) A load/romance goo
2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
1) To jiz/make a romance explosion
Noun
1) A load/romance goo
2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013
Get the Cream mug.The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
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To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
Get the New Year's Day mug.A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
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