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Media Mind Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.
Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011
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Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.
I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.
by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
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Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.
OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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Basic

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.
John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014
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Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
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Fart echo

The act of fart smells diminishing, then suddenly coming back, even though only one fart was released. It is a phenomenon caused when the ass vapors bounce off of walls.
I farted in school. The smell lasted for about a minute. After 30 or so seconds, the fart echo came, and it stayed for another minute, giving the people around me a double dose of my stinky stuff.
by rogerthewhale April 10, 2010
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Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
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