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marine corpgasm

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.
Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.
Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013
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Blue balling

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013
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Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.
I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.
by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010
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Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
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Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.
by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013
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Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010
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