Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.

EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.

by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010

Creep

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.

Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!

by rogerthewhale February 28, 2014

Lower angelina

A vagina that has been fucked so much that it becomes swollen and looks like Angelina Joile's lips.

That chick that I did last night obviously had sex earlier that day. She had a lower angelina.

by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 06, 2010