53 definitions by rogerthewhale
Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 3, 2010
An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!
Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.
Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!
Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.
All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.
Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!
Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.
All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011
by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2010
Porno mood swing:
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013
One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.
A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
by rogerthewhale July 26, 2013
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010