53 definitions by rogerthewhale
by rogerthewhale February 9, 2014
by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013
Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale February 28, 2014
The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale January 1, 2014
A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 7, 2010
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 14, 2011
John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas?
Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.
John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!
Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.
John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!
by rogerthewhale November 24, 2010