6 definitions by rock hardon
by rock hardon May 27, 2006
When I see that woman, all I can think of is "Mmmm ... cill."
"Why would you want to kill her?"
"No, I don't WANT TO kill her, she IS cill, a Chick I'd Like to Lick."
"Maybe you should say GILL = Girl I'd Like to Lick."
"Shut up and go fishing ... Fishdick!"
"Why would you want to kill her?"
"No, I don't WANT TO kill her, she IS cill, a Chick I'd Like to Lick."
"Maybe you should say GILL = Girl I'd Like to Lick."
"Shut up and go fishing ... Fishdick!"
by rock hardon December 10, 2006
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
by rock hardon May 27, 2006
Made up SLANG name = sharin' cocks. A chick who likes to take on 2 or more cocks at once. Yes, there probably is someone with that name, but, if so, this does NOT refer to you.
DICK: Have you met Sindy yet?
PETER: No. Why man?
DICK: She's an awesome Sharon Cox! Roger Moore and I banged the hell out of her -- at the same time!
PETER: No way dude!
DICK: WAY!
PETER: No. Why man?
DICK: She's an awesome Sharon Cox! Roger Moore and I banged the hell out of her -- at the same time!
PETER: No way dude!
DICK: WAY!
by rock hardon May 27, 2006
A chick who is so God damn good looking you get a massive hard on just looking at her with all of her clothes on!
PETER:
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
by rock hardon July 25, 2006
Mike Cox: not for gay men.
by rock hardon May 20, 2006