robertino's definitions

dih

Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'

"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."

by Robertino October 19, 2005

Brazilian Hook

A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.

At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

butterteeth

Eroded and yellowed teeth; that are a result of alkali corrosion; from smoking crack cocaine.

She smoked so much crack this summer, she's allready starting to get butterteeth!

by Robertino October 19, 2005

kiddie stroll

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

UHB

An acronym for 'used up has been'. A woman in her late 20's who was once a barstar, but now on the road to becoming a cougar, who is past her prime, and starting to deteriorate from age. UHB's quite often display bitterness and acrimony to younger more attractive girls, and to men they can't control; especially to doormen who refuse to let them in through the VIP} lineup at a nightclub.

Those nasty UHB's will never get into the VIP line, especially with that attitude.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

innie

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.

"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005

fruitloop

A parking lot, cul de sac, or park drive in a towns gay district, where underage gay teenagers (who are too young to go to the gay bars) hang out at late at night. When the gay bars close, the gay men who didn't pick up who want a piece of ass, cruise by the fruit loop.

If you don't pay off your drug debt, I'm going to take you to the fruitloop on the west side, and pimp your ass out until your debt is settled.

by Robertino October 19, 2005