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Definitions by robertino

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.
"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"
innie by Robertino October 24, 2005

Triple H 

A stage move, where one points to an excited girl in the crowd and beckons her to lift up her shirt and flash her tits. This move was popularized by the legendary pro-wrestler Hunter Hearst Helmsley in the late 1990’s.
"While I was cruising in my Escalade, I saw a car load of hot chicks in the car next to me at the red light, so I did the Triple H, and they all flashed me!"
Triple H by Robertino October 24, 2005

butterteeth 

Eroded and yellowed teeth; that are a result of alkali corrosion; from smoking crack cocaine.
She smoked so much crack this summer, she's allready starting to get butterteeth!
butterteeth by Robertino October 19, 2005
An acronym for 'used up has been'. A woman in her late 20's who was once a barstar, but now on the road to becoming a cougar, who is past her prime, and starting to deteriorate from age. UHB's quite often display bitterness and acrimony to younger more attractive girls, and to men they can't control; especially to doormen who refuse to let them in through the VIP} lineup at a nightclub.
Those nasty UHB's will never get into the VIP line, especially with that attitude.
UHB by Robertino October 19, 2005
Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'
"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."
dih by Robertino October 19, 2005

fruitloop 

A parking lot, cul de sac, or park drive in a towns gay district, where underage gay teenagers (who are too young to go to the gay bars) hang out at late at night. When the gay bars close, the gay men who didn't pick up who want a piece of ass, cruise by the fruit loop.
If you don't pay off your drug debt, I'm going to take you to the fruitloop on the west side, and pimp your ass out until your debt is settled.
fruitloop by Robertino October 19, 2005
A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.
I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.
cannon by Robertino October 19, 2005