robertino's definitions

dih

Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'

"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."

by Robertino October 19, 2005

kiddie stroll

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

innie

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.

"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005

lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Triple H

A stage move, where one points to an excited girl in the crowd and beckons her to lift up her shirt and flash her tits. This move was popularized by the legendary pro-wrestler Hunter Hearst Helmsley in the late 1990’s.

"While I was cruising in my Escalade, I saw a car load of hot chicks in the car next to me at the red light, so I did the Triple H, and they all flashed me!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005

fruitloop

A parking lot, cul de sac, or park drive in a towns gay district, where underage gay teenagers (who are too young to go to the gay bars) hang out at late at night. When the gay bars close, the gay men who didn't pick up who want a piece of ass, cruise by the fruit loop.

If you don't pay off your drug debt, I'm going to take you to the fruitloop on the west side, and pimp your ass out until your debt is settled.

by Robertino October 19, 2005