rob's definitions

colbas

Macedonian origin meaning the males reproductive organ / penis.

eg. "toi imat golem colbas"
that man has a large penis

by Rob March 6, 2005

Gangsta Rap

As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Talent (Rap has none)
2: Melodies and notes (Rap has none)
3: Instruments (Samplers and Turntables aren't instruments. Guitars, Pianos, Saxes, Drums Trumpets ect. are...and by the way, Rap has none)

Anyone who sings (is that singing?) gangsta rap is not even "gangsta". They'd be dead in a second if they went to 'da hood'.

by Rob October 10, 2005

baby bust

Droppen your load in a chick's gash, getten her pregnant without a doubt, to 'bust' a baby.

"Ohhh shit dude, I went baby bust in Samantha, no I'm gonna have to stick her with a coathanger and eat that shit."

by Rob July 5, 2004

turd wrestler

In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.

My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."

by Rob November 19, 2003

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

The Establishment

The system in which the Man holds us down. It is an intricate network of codes and regulations, involving everything from taxes that get spent in all the wrong places to phone banks where nobody even works. There are players for "the Establishment" everywhere, so do not let people know that you are aware of it.

I work for the Establishment and there is nothing I can do about it.

by rob March 8, 2005

atria

The best bar in Oshawa for live music!!! The owners of this place are very good people and treat their employees very well.

The Atria BAr and Grill

by Rob April 26, 2005