11 definitions by rickbrunernyc
A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009
Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.
Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!
Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009
by rickbrunernyc June 30, 2011
Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.
Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.
Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.
Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...
Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
by rickbrunernyc September 15, 2009
Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.
by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009
A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.
First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?
Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.
Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.
by rickbrunernyc February 22, 2012
A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009